THE CAR - You can have the driver's seat as often as you like whenever we go somewhere together. But if you get sleepy I'll take the wheel so you can nap.
SLEEPING WITH MY EYES WIDE - if you hear me stirring in the night, or tossing and turning; maybe you could make me some toast? It will help us both sleep faster.
ORKIN MAN: If it has more than four legs, I will feel so much safer if you release your inner Super Man and obliterate it. No need to wear spandex, though. ;-)
BE YOURSELF - Don't be afraid to be yourself, I like it when I get to see the real you.
ReplyDeleteALARMED - I hope you find it endearing and not alarming when you come home and i'm singing/dancing/vacuuming.
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ReplyDeleteWRINKLES - Let's grow old together. I want to be there when you have wrinkles and no hair.
ReplyDeleteI WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND - When we hold hands, I feel like a teenager in love... can we do this forever?
ReplyDeleteREMINDERS - i will hear songs that make me think of you, i'll burn you a cd so you remember i love you.
ReplyDeleteavocados- You better like 'em because imma gonna make guacamole.
ReplyDeleteTHE ULTIMATE - Ultimate Frisbee. You don't have to love it, but you have to accept the fact that I do.
ReplyDeleteHEALTH FOODS – I refuse to be one of those houses that only has crackers, nuts, and fruits for “snacks”. Pass the Doritos.
ReplyDeleteCOUPONS – There’s nothing more sexy than a man taking control of his finances
ReplyDeleteSMILING UNDERNEATH - I don't mind the gas or the groceries or the grind, as long as I'm with you I'm havin' a good time.
ReplyDeleteSLEEP TIGHT MY BABY - let's stay up so late on the couch that we fall asleep tangled in each others arms.
ReplyDeleteTHE CAR - You can have the driver's seat as often as you like whenever we go somewhere together. But if you get sleepy I'll take the wheel so you can nap.
ReplyDeleteTHE BOXER - Fight with me, be mad, hash things out - that way we can get on to the more enjoyable stuff!
ReplyDeleteEXPLODE - Will you please finish the last 4 bites on my plate! I am too full!
ReplyDeleteSLEEPING WITH MY EYES WIDE - if you hear me stirring in the night, or tossing and turning; maybe you could make me some toast? It will help us both sleep faster.
ReplyDeleteBABY SHOWERS – do not let me go if you don’t want one because I WILL come home and I WILL want a baby
ReplyDeleteME + MORNINGS: We are not friends. Never have been, probably never will be.
ReplyDeleteSTRONGER THAN ANYONE: If I am hobbling around like a creature from LOTR, please make me sit still and help me out? I like to think I'm invincible.
ReplyDeleteORKIN MAN: If it has more than four legs, I will feel so much safer if you release your inner Super Man and obliterate it. No need to wear spandex, though. ;-)
ReplyDeleteNAP TIME:
ReplyDeleteNothing better than a little nap on the hammock in the back yard.
KIDS:
ReplyDeleteI have 30 kids. Don't worry, you don't have to help take care of them. I never bring them home from work.
MEALS:
ReplyDeleteLet's eat many of them while sitting on the kitchen counter. They just taste better that way.