Thursday, August 26, 2010

Honey Please.

Instructions if you like a girl:

Step A- Think it through. (make sure there is some validity to your fascination).
Step B- Tell her.

--OR--

Step B- Pursue her so clearly that neither her, nor any of her friends would have any doubt about the way you feel about her.

Lets cut out the confusing riff raff and get to the point.
There are enough confusing things in life, like math. and rhubarb wine...
We don't want no scrubs added to the list of perplexities.

5 comments:

  1. You do realize that is a TLC song right?

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  2. Rhubarb wine IS confusing.
    What are we supposed to *do* with the 3 gallons of juice, 6 gallons of water, and 27 pounds of sugar anyway?!

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  3. marlys, make it for our husbands. obviously.
    i guess we'll find out how good the recipe is after that...

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  4. He'll be either really drunk or really zippy with a sugar high. Fun can ensue either way. ;)

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  5. I am a large fan of this post.'nuf said.

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